CATALOG:

it's gonna be a little while until i can set up paypal links on the catalog page. for now you can send paypal payments to:

teenaction DOT records AT gmail DOT com

make sure to state what you're ordering in the message, and you should probably e-mail first as quantities are limited.

 

TAR025 - Million Brazilians / Seven Lies About Girls split C80 - $8

(limited to 70 copies)
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On the A side Portland's Million Brazilians create deep, spiraling, psychic ritual sounds. This is some serious group trance cosmic caveman sorta voodoo, a true treat for all the heads.
On side B Seven Lies About Girls plumbs the primal unconcious, wading through blackened waves and feral blasts. A single forty minute live recording wrapped in vicious haze and crawling chaos, bookended with some truly strange found recordings.

 

TAR024 - Al Qaeda / Cave Bears split C30 - $8

(limited to 100 copies)
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With two of the most prolific and consistently interesting bands in the American underground, this shit is almost too awesome. Hard to believe it's all contained within the time of a Mr. Belvedre episode. But both these bands have a habit of warping time and space to transport the listener to places they never imagined. No wonder Al Qaeda and Cave Bears both have constantly undulating memberships that have included everyone from Mike Watt (AQ) to Grecian Urns (CB).

 

TAR023 - Allein Luddite - Untitled C40 - $8

(limited to 50 copies)
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Allein Luddite is the alter ego of french sonic explorer Olivier Dumont. These five improvised solo pieces for waterpipe, guitar, and metal scraps delve deep into the physical nature of the source objects. Hands on, head first texture trippin' of the highest order.

Each copy comes in a hand made rubber pouch with xeroxed insert.

 

TAR022 - Seven Lies About Girls / Al Qaeda split C40 - $8

(limited to 28 copies)
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Both sides recorded live during 2009. The A side shows Seven Lies About Girls attacking Oakland's infamous Spunkroom as a stripped down, tripped out guitar / drum duo. Mutant riffs, spaced out snares, feedback howls and haunted drones. The B side features Al Qaeda live at the legendary Stud in San Francisco. Dense, dark textures summon blissful fears from nitrous nightmares. Heavy head shit with the real dance remix.

 

TAR020 - V/A - D;O;UXF? CD - $8

one of a kind, hand stenciled sleeve (limited to 100 hand numbered copies)
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b. Ogden / Eiliyas / LocoMotive / Anna Ranger / Mystic Defender / The Shudders / The Floating Corpses / Kill Kill Kill / Ye Olde Maids / The Judy Experience / Baylies Band / Marvin The Robot / Hugs And Kisses /
Melissa Roberts / Devil Ether

 

Maskinanlegg / Solveig Kjelstrup - Solveigs Lied Remixes CD - $8

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Features remixes by Helene Rickhard, PK101, Center Of The Universe, Evol, Op_Bitchshift, Daniel Jerome, Barabass, Nekro-XP, Tombe en Combat!, Torstein Wjiik, NCHT, Iversen and Pål Asle Pettersen.

(Co-release with Subjam Records (China), Quagga Curious Sounds (UK), Teen Action Records (USA), Stront Tapes (The Netherlands), Heilskabaal (The Netherlands), How Is Annie Records (Norway), Ambolthue Records (Norway), October Party Records (China/Norway), Shasa Records (China) and TIBProd. (Norway).)

 

TAR019 - V.A.- Confluence Park C60 - $8

(limited to 100 copies)
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Lambsbread / Adam Smith / Out There Dudes / Ginger Fetus / Demonologists / Envenomist

The Ohio Cassette series comes to an end with this six way split. Four solo visionaries and two free jam super groups take you on a brownish-green journey through the wilderness of the mind.

 

TAR018 - Jason Zeh & David Reed / Teeth Collection split C31 - $8

(limited to 50 copies)
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Both sides recorded live in Ohio. Jason’s trademark tape manipulations and
David’s frigid synth tones weave a shimmering web of doom. Dark winds howl, crystaline insects skitter across distant voices. Moonlight navigations on a dark sea. Teeth Collection creates a stark unnerving atmosphere, occasionally blasting you with searing noise, only to leave you laying motionless in the gutter.

 

TAR017 - Seven Lies About Girls - P.A.P.P. C60 - $8

(limited to 50 copies)
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A collection of live recordings from Columbus during '07-'08 reassembled in SF. Jacy mixed the A side (featuring some drums from Nathan Snell) focusing on more song based structures and repetition. Jenni mixed the B side (featuring some guitar from Aaron Hibbs) live, creating a dense, propulsive wall of free jam freakery.

 

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TAR016 - Emeralds / Twink Bully split C31 - $8

(limited to 50 copies)
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Both sides recorded live at The Animal Hammock in Columbus during the hazey summer of 2007. Emeralds bring their trademark melodic minimal mind drift shit to the dancefloor (literally, as in sitting on it.)for 15 minutes of stoned bliss. Twink Bully goes minimal as well, stripping down to a guitar / synth duo for most of their side. They still manage to create a monstrous wall of low end drone, feedback, smoke, and satan.

 

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TAR015 - Sword Heaven / Tusco Terror split C51 - $8

(limited to 100 copies)
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Two of Ohio's heaviest team up for this killer beast. Sword Heaven surprise with a sparse track of spacious scrapes, creaks and throbs. Heavy sub-terran primal mind scape shit. Tusco Terror deliver a collection of dense, damaged burnt-psyche bad assery. There's a reason Hanson Records called them "the crudest project in the midwest."

 

TAR014 - Mike Shiflet / Ryan Jewell split C40 - $8

(limited to 70 copies)
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Deep minimalist head shit from these Kill-Bus wizards. Both sides possess a stark, solitary quality. While Shiflet bathes in shimmering sheets of digi-bliss Jewell drills deep into the subconcious. A personal favorite for late nights and still mornings.

"this dual artist showcase of columbus talent is pandering heavily to the drone and minimalist lovers out there...soothing droney minimalism and chime-like percussion. very good." -Smooth Assailing

 

TAR013 - Seven Lies About Girls / Honey Mountain Whistlers split C60 - $8

(limited to 70 copies)
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Seven Lies About Girls - "Story Mountain Chastity" an aleatory operata in which ghost voices, toy instruments, mutilated tapes, and circuit bent devices twist themselves together, only to unravel again. Honey Mountain Whistlers - "Six Whistle Six" features members of Sword Heaven, Anna Ranger and 16 BPU whistling, drumming, talking, but mostly whistling through the renegade winds that carry spirits of dead radio to snake charmer heaven.

 

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TAR012 - Bee Mask / Skin Graft split C60 - $8

(limited to 70 copies)
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one side each from this pair of young Cleveland noise masters.
the Bee Mask side features sporadic appearances by Nate Scheible on drums, taking Bee Mask's usual shimmering sheets of sound to exciting new worlds. Skin Graft's side delivers, with all the crackling pulsations, burnt drifts, and shattered voices this dude evokes so well.

 

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TAR011 - 16 Bitch Pile Up / Twink Bully split C60 - $8

(limited to 100 copies)
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both sides recorded live in Columbus, June '07. the infamous bitches were back home for a weekend during their summer tour and i caught some of the ecstatic joy on tape. the next night Twink Bully (members of Sword Heaven, SevenLiesAboutGirls, Anna Ranger) unleashed their gaytanic, animagical wads of sonic jizz on a dat tape during a jam at the Animal Hammock. got that too.

16 Bitch Pile Up " is downright…. incredible. It’s a quiet jam, but within the quietness they build up so much haze and tension and weirdness and grossness and distraction that by the time you realize someone is screaming it’s waaaaay to late..." -Blastitude.com

Twink Bully " quickly won me over with a nice bit of slowly accumulating crunch-burrowing. About 6 minutes in you realize there’s a free-crashing drummer playing along...I guess this is what I wish the Dead C sounded like these days…" -Blastitude.com

 

TAR010 - V.A.- stay in school drugs are for losers you suck C60 - $8

(limited to 100 copies)
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featuring:
Lambsbread (Ohio's favorite jam band), Gagging Nuns (gtr/drm duo delivers screeching pulsations), Nathan Snell (solo gtr waves of spastic bliss), Homo The Wolf (howling noise of the warm blooded variety), Honey Mountain Whistlers (members of 16BPU, Sword Heaven & Anna Ranger, no-fi mouth music), Furfur (conjuring up the black magic of banalty)

"the quality of experimental music on this cassette is good enough to extend beyond the state of ohio." -Smooth Assailing

"that and the maggot was enough to get me to play the whole tape, and it's good stuff." -Blastitude.com

 

TAR009 - Parallel Parameters - look a baby wolf CD - $8

one of a kind, hand painted sleeve (limited to 100 copies)
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newly mastered classic recordings from these old school midwestern noise masters. Ohio rock vet Fuzzy (Econothugs, Los Pepes) & Freddist (writer, artist, seen in Jim VanBebbers "Manson Family") hooked us up with these killer re-mastered classic cassette releases from their prolific late 90's period, now on real silver back CD's.

 

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TAR008 - Ryan Jewell - two blind men crossing a log bridge 3" CDR - $8

one of a kind, hand stenciled sleeve (limited to 100 copies)
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killer free(k) jazz percussion jam. recorded live at Bobo St. Columbus Ohio 12-07-06 by Tom Derwent.

 

TAR007 - Seven Lies About Girls - make yr own lightning CDR x 4 - $18

one of a kind, handmade sleeve - super limited!!!!
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epic 4 disc monster jam, featuring Aaron Hibbs (Noumena, Sword Heaven) on drums, Jacy on guitar, and Jenni on klangregie. 3 and a half hours of mind altering, trance inducing freak out.

“...Seven Lies About Girls has created a monster. This quadruple CD-R straps a couple megatons of psychedelic dynamite to its stomach, lights itself on fire, and runs straight into your stereo. The release is essentially one truly massive track, clocking in at a preposterous 3 1/2 hours, that redefines the term “jam band.” Comprised of guitar, drums (helmed by Aaron Hibbs of Sword Heaven), and some electronic manipulation, the group blazes a trail through the sonic sphere with alternately noisy, forceful tribal blasts and more open, outer space meteor gunk. Through it all, there is not one second that could come close to being described as flimsy, weak, or just not awesome. From the get-go (the first disc dives straight into pure psych groove delirium), a tone of “no bullshit” is established so concretely that even when the pace seems to drop below spine-distorting, the track is held confidently together by its own gravity and inertia. The release comes in some of the coolest packaging I can ever remember; the four CD-Rs are housed in the four slit open corners of a glued-together, old, decorated LP sleeve (mine came in a copy of Men at Work’s Business as Usual)..” - Gabriel Keehn, TMT

 

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TAR006 - Seven Lies About Girls - You're So Fucking Right, You're Totally Magic CDR - $8

one of a kind, handmade sleeve (limited to 25 copies)
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Live improv session from January '06 featuring Milan Karcic (member of Face Pants) on drums. One 25 minute long psyche-noise groove-scape

 

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TAR005 - V.A. - Hey! Hey! Sauerkraut Balls! CDR - $8

one of a kind, handmade / stenciled sleeve (limited to 100 copies)
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a compilation of strange sounds from Columbus Ohio featuring:
Face Place (member of Sword Heaven), Prefect (minimal drift), Cat Or Axe? (electro freakery), Parallel Parameters (grinding noise), Aaron Hibbs (member of Sword Heaven), Chad Shepherd (auditory architecture), 7LAG (a specific space), The Afgans (drunk), I Hate Chad (kid core!), Arky (teen angst),

 

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TAR004 - Seven Lies About Girls ( 7LAG ) - Shit to kill, I fuck electric CDR - $8

one of a kind, handmade felt jewel case (limited to 50 copies)
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6 tracks of rhythmic noise freak-outs for electric organ, bent electronics and electronic drums. recorded in Oakland behind the gates of fire.

"Six different and challenging tracks, from 7LAG ... Ranging from muffled fire gun and rifle shots, straight along drone outs, psycho dying hip hop organs, beeping bent electronic heartbeats, and pling plonging metal bars. It’s like the flea circus gone evil and kitty likes it. Handmade felt covers for each release!" - Cinderaura, KFJC

 

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TAR003 - The Shudders - s/t 3-song CDR - $8

(limited to 100 copies)
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3 tracks of raw rock fury from these feral femme fatales. on this, their first and rawest release they rip through a pair of originals and the classic "have love will travel".

 

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TAR002 - 7LAG - I Think I'll Call You Kittenhead CDR - $8

one of a kind, handmade felt/foam sleeve (limited to 50 copies)
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21 tracks of auditory madness. samples, electronics and traditional instruments twitch and writhe as they're hacked to bits.

 

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TAR001 - V/A - The Tails Are Gone, But The Little Rat Legs Are Still There. CDR - $8

50 xeroxed cardstock sleeves, 50 hand stenciled lunch bags (limited to 100 copies)
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16 tracks of bay area strangeness featuring:
Veuve Cliquot, (member of 16's) Pregnant With Mandrakes, The Big City Univac Orchestra Index, 7LAG, Homo The Wolf, Schizothermic, AEnus, (member of Unicorn Stickers) Stinky Pickles, (member of Veronica Lipgloss) The Knittles

"This bizarre collection features sounds & artists I’ve not heard ever before. Wonderful! Discovery abounds on this gathering of experimental sound waves, scratchy IDM glitch, industrial synth pop, freaky frequencies, swelling ambience, and forays into untold weirdness. This is an extremely rare & exciting compilation, one that perplexes as much as it amazes. Despite its unusual presentation it is surprisingly accessible to almost any listener. I enjoy this immensely!" - Guy Montag, KFJC

 

 

DISTRIBUTED ITEMS:

 

Hiss & Hum - S/T
C41 - $8

Solo songscapes from member of Celine Dion & Seven Lies About Girls. 9 killer tracks of droned out noise pop. Alien echoes of melodic incantations.

 

Seven Lies About Girls (Jacy Eisold) solo
3" CDR - $8

Part of the solo renegade series of 3" CDRs on Lost Treasures Of The Underworld. A collection of solo improvisations recorded live in Columbus, OH.

 

V/A - (TRISKAIDEKAPHOBIA) 13,000.00
CD - $8

V/A: (TRISKAIDEKAPHOBIA) 13,000.00 MilliSeconds is a compilation featuring over 215 artists + musicians who composed thirteen second compositions especially for this release. This collection documents artists working all over the world, with these pieces having a reference to the " contemporary time famine" brought on by the technological complex of which none of us can escape from. These aural documents of justified schizophrenia fight fire with fire, and pry away at our rotting attention span.

 

Arklight - The Buddhist Vigilante Squads
CDr - $8

"arklight, in my opinion, do one of the better jobs of bringing (legitimate) noise and catchy rhythm together harmoniously, without coming across as being disingenuous or like they're dumbing down noise by making experimental music that's more accessible." -Smooth Assailing

"Arklight is a quartet located in Astoria, NY. They create an experimental / noise / free jazz "wall" mixed with fucked-up soundscapes. They are noisy, they are experimental, they are unique. They are "eating" you from inside, like cancer. Try them. Almost 45 minutes of self-destruction, deconstruction, reconstruction. Maybe the soundtrack of the dead future." -Hyperblasted

 

The Shudders - Big Heat
LP - $16
Compact Records / Teen Action Records

The Shudders return with a full length LP of ferocious, raunchy, rock n' roll. This split release between Teen Action Records and their own Compact Records is limited to 240 hand numbered copies

 

Twink Bully - 11 07 07
C10 - $6

10 minutes of dense, full throttle, brain fuckery from this C-bus supergroup.

 

 

V.A. - 3 Wave Jump
C50 - $8
3 Wave Jump

Great collection of Boston area noise rock featuring: Child Bride - Dreamhouse - Miscarriage - Slow Rad - Bone Rattle - Goat Of Arms - Rotten Carracas - Acid Mouth - Ergot Rot - Paul Laffoley - False Dawn - Riddlin - Ganja

 

The Shudders
7" - $8
Compact Records

The Shudders play glammed-out rock’n’roll somewhere between raw and minimalist. Distortion, make-up, and gin seem to be the active ingredients, and the white vinyl, photo booth pictures, and spray painted cover–hand numbered at three-hundred–are the spices that make it delicious. –Daryl (Razorcake)

 

Wether / Teeth Collection
split 7" - $6
ESS012

One track of scorched-black drone from each artist. Bitter layers of disorienting electronics, seriously dense pulses, and metallic scrap. Pro pressed 7” and offset printed covers. Ltd to 300 copies. A split releases from No Horse Shit and Epicene.

 

OTHER ITEMS:

Hand Stenciled 2" square buttons - $1.50

Assorted 2" square buttons stenciled with images from TAR006 and TAR001. When ordering please specify if you prefer girls or bugs, or both.